Real Tears - Baby TeeNow 10 times more effective. Your kid has been manufacturing tears at industrial scale since day one. The technology only gets better with time. The Details: Red and blue vintage product label design. A blue cartoon crying baby face sits behind large red and blue text reading "Real Tears Mfg. Co." in distressed block capitals. "Now 10 Times More Effective" appears below in smaller red text, with a red teardrop containing "in the" between "Made" and

a fitted black dress

the energy does not stop

and a green knit beanie with a white pom-pom

Features a cartoon raccoon wearing a red Santa hat

And then it's smeared with yogurt by 9 AM

Your kid just ate a banana

Clean and direct on a royal blue tee

Your kid will befriend literally anything

text-only design with a political campaign parody aesthetic

One phrase

Retro children's book cover aesthetic on a black tee

Cartoon illustration of two slices of bread high-fiving with motion lines above