Rec Center Floating RIGUnfortunately we can't provide a sexy lifeguard to give you mouth to mouth if you drown, but we can keep your Pit Vipers from drowning with this floating RIG (Retention Improvement Gear).

Featuring round lenses and protective Brook Shields

now for kids

playing bingo

That’s right… The Synthesizer

and military-grade durability for when things get messy

and a lightweight durable frame

Evade the eyes of your prey in Actualbush™

100% preshrunk

not your goggles

this RIG combines rugged aesthetics with practical functionality for true daredevils

Combines with the Rumpshaker™ to become the Time Bomb

or whatever you desire to keep near your rear